R.I.P. Best Show Ever

"Those jeans are really working for you. They're working for me, too... That's all I can do right now. People are watching. But tonight I will give you my extremely positive views on other aspects of your being."


"They say absence makes the heart grow fonder."
"Yeah. Sex can do that also."


"Oh, here, I almost forgot your notes."
"Oh, I hope they helped."
"They did. Some guy tried to mug me earlier and I beat him to death with them."